tonyku Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Jesus was a walking man. That's why he owned a Ford. Torsdag 26. mars 2009, 14:00, lest 25 - husbynina 29 The difference between a porcupine and a Mustang is that porcupines have pricks on the outside... The Ford project car is called "Keeping it Running." Ford put heaters in the bumpers of their new trucks so the owners can keep their hands warm while pushing them home. Ford dealers give away a free German Shepard with every car sold so that the owner has someone to walk home with. The difference between a golf ball and a Ford is that you can drive a golf ball 200 feet. Jim: My parents bought me a new Ford Mustang.Tom: What did you do to piss them off? For the past 10 years, 90% of all Ford trucks are still on the road. The other 10% made it home. Buy a Ford and buy the best! Yeah, drive the first mile and walk the rest! If Ford means First On Race Day, it's only because they're just now getting to the finish line from the last race day. I could never keep a Ford under me... I was always under the Ford! The funny thing about people who say "I'd rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy" is that they usually end up doing just that. A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with, and how much land he owned.A young man, growing tired of all the big talk, finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own?" The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man, "Well sonny, let me put it to ya' like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown."The young man shot back quickly, "Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Ford truck too!" A man pulls up to a little girl walking home from school and says, "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop."The girl kept walking.The man then said, "Come on, get in the car with me and I'll give you two lollypops."The girl kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you a whole bag of lollypops!"Finally the girl turned and said, "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!" Ashes to ashes,Dust to dust,If it weren't for Ford,Our tools would rust! -91 535i Turbo-94 530i delebil-98 E36 Touring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tore_TJ Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Takk til deg.. Ser du kjører en Leon.. Har til dags dato aldri vært så plaget med noen bil som dama sin Leon4. Og jeg har hatt en del FORD! Men som du sier no offence.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sierra_2.9 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 tenk å ta seg nær av sånt! hahaha, ler godt jeg! mange bra der! '93 Escort CosworthX - '93 ///M3- '92 Ford Sierra CLXX - '89 Sierra CosworthMine bilder:www.facebook.com/hmfotografi - Lik gjerne siden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etakle Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laRS-2000 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Kan jo legga til ein her på norsk som eg hørde eingong; "Gjør som Ford,kjøp Volvo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OleK Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 selv-ironi er vel det man må ha MEST av når man kjører Ford Cosworth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansenRS Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 bah, fortsatt på "barnehage-nivået" kunne dem ikke kommet med noe nytt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazzzzyboy Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 En kompis av meg som er opel fan kom med denne for en stund siden: Ford eiere skrur for og få bilene til og gå, Opel eiere skrur for og finne ut hvorfor bilen går..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cossiegranada Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 opel ja... Svenskene vet iallefall hva opel betyr... OPEL = Obehandlat Plåt Endast Lackerad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knutte Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 "Have you out-driven a Ford lately?" "Friends don't let friends drive Fords." "I'd rather push a BMW then drive a Ford." "Ford Escort me to a Toyota dealer." "Speed kills. Drive a Ford and live forever!" "That's not a leak. My Ford's just marking it's territory." "You might own a FORD if you keep getting sympathy cards from the dept of transport." "Next time somebody tells you that Ford means First On Race Day, remind them that anything would be fast if it required mechanics to work on it all week long just to run one good race time." First On Rubbish Dump Fix Or Repair Daily Fixed On Race Day Factory Ordered Road Disasters Found On Roadside Dead Flip Over Read Directions Ford Owners Recommend Daewoo Fast Only Rolling Downhill Ford Owner Really Dumb For Only Retarded Drivers Freaking Only Runs Downhill Failure On Research & Development Found On Road Deserted Forget Out Running Danie F.cked On Race Day Four Old Rusted Doors Freaking Old Rusted Datsin - 1989 Ford Sierra 2.0 CL - 2001 Ford Mondeo 1.8 Trend (Solgt) - 1985 Volvo 240 GL (Solgt) - 1990 Ford Sierra Dohc GT (Solgt. Senere død...) Jeg reparerer ikke bilen... Jeg forbedrer den! Nå kjent som Mskrinde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazzzzyboy Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Freaking Old Rebuildt Dodge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holthen Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 ***** mye bra!! Opel Astra 93mod GSI/2.0. Byttes i Granada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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